functioning start

.gitignore

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+# Logs
+logs
+*.log
+npm-debug.log*
+yarn-debug.log*
+yarn-error.log*
+lerna-debug.log*
+.pnpm-debug.log*
+
+# Diagnostic reports (https://nodejs.org/api/report.html)
+report.[0-9]*.[0-9]*.[0-9]*.[0-9]*.json
+
+# Runtime data
+pids
+*.pid
+*.seed
+*.pid.lock
+
+# Directory for instrumented libs generated by jscoverage/JSCover
+lib-cov
+
+# Coverage directory used by tools like istanbul
+coverage
+*.lcov
+
+# nyc test coverage
+.nyc_output
+
+# Grunt intermediate storage (https://gruntjs.com/creating-plugins#storing-task-files)
+.grunt
+
+# Bower dependency directory (https://bower.io/)
+bower_components
+
+# node-waf configuration
+.lock-wscript
+
+# Compiled binary addons (https://nodejs.org/api/addons.html)
+build/Release
+
+# Dependency directories
+node_modules/
+jspm_packages/
+
+# Snowpack dependency directory (https://snowpack.dev/)
+web_modules/
+
+# TypeScript cache
+*.tsbuildinfo
+
+# Optional npm cache directory
+.npm
+
+# Optional eslint cache
+.eslintcache
+
+# Optional stylelint cache
+.stylelintcache
+
+# Microbundle cache
+.rpt2_cache/
+.rts2_cache_cjs/
+.rts2_cache_es/
+.rts2_cache_umd/
+
+# Optional REPL history
+.node_repl_history
+
+# Output of 'npm pack'
+*.tgz
+
+# Yarn Integrity file
+.yarn-integrity
+
+# dotenv environment variable files
+.env
+.env.development.local
+.env.test.local
+.env.production.local
+.env.local
+
+# parcel-bundler cache (https://parceljs.org/)
+.cache
+.parcel-cache
+
+# Next.js build output
+.next
+out
+
+# Nuxt.js build / generate output
+.nuxt
+dist
+
+# Gatsby files
+.cache/
+# Comment in the public line in if your project uses Gatsby and not Next.js
+# https://nextjs.org/blog/next-9-1#public-directory-support
+# public
+
+# vuepress build output
+.vuepress/dist
+
+# vuepress v2.x temp and cache directory
+.temp
+.cache
+
+# vitepress build output
+**/.vitepress/dist
+
+# vitepress cache directory
+**/.vitepress/cache
+
+# Docusaurus cache and generated files
+.docusaurus
+
+# Serverless directories
+.serverless/
+
+# FuseBox cache
+.fusebox/
+
+# DynamoDB Local files
+.dynamodb/
+
+# TernJS port file
+.tern-port
+
+# Stores VSCode versions used for testing VSCode extensions
+.vscode-test
+
+# yarn v2
+.yarn/cache
+.yarn/unplugged
+.yarn/build-state.yml
+.yarn/install-state.gz
+.pnp.*
+
+# VSCode Workspaces
+*.code-workspace
+
+config.json
+state.json

README.md

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+# girl cock inator
+
+behold perry the platypus, the fine ill do it for you inator
+
+## usage
+
+hopefully `npm i` should just get the dependencies
+
+and copy default.config.json to config.json and edit in at least the discord
+token i dont think i even reference the client id in there lol

default.config.json

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+{
+    "token": "DISCORD TOKEN",
+    "client": "DISCORD CLIENT ID"
+}

index.js

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+const config = require('./config.json');
+
+// the basic discord setup stuff yoinked from their guide
+const { Client, Events, GatewayIntentBits, Partials } = require('discord.js');
+const client = new Client({
+    intents: [
+        GatewayIntentBits.Guilds, 
+        GatewayIntentBits.GuildMessages,
+        GatewayIntentBits.DirectMessages, 
+        GatewayIntentBits.MessageContent
+    ],
+    partials: [
+        Partials.Channel,
+        Partials.Message
+      ]
+});
+client.once(Events.ClientReady, readyClient => {
+	console.log(`Discord: Connected as ${readyClient.user.tag}`);
+});
+client.login(config.token);
+
+client.on(Events.MessageCreate, message => {
+    // if we smell a twitter link, girlcock it!
+    const regexProfile = /https?:\/\/x\.com\/(.*?)\/status\/(\d+)/;
+    if (message.content.match(regexProfile)) {
+        const original = message.content.match(regexProfile)[0]
+        const profile = message.content.match(regexProfile)[1]
+        const stub = message.content.match(regexProfile)[2]
+        console.log(`Chat: Detected ${original}, girlcocking it!`);
+        const cocklink = `https://girlcockx.com/${profile}/status/${stub}`
+        console.log(`Girlcock: Converted to ${cocklink}`)
+        message.channel.send(cocklink)
+        message.suppressEmbeds().catch(err => // this bit is ai generated because i am lazy
+            console.error(err.stack?.split('\n')[0] || err.message || String(err).split('\n')[0])
+        )
+    }
+});

package.json

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+{
+  "name": "cockbot",
+  "version": "1.0.0",
+  "main": "index.js",
+  "scripts": {
+    "test": "echo \"Error: no test specified\" && exit 1"
+  },
+  "repository": {
+    "type": "git",
+    "url": "git+https://github.com/CesiumCs/cockbot.git"
+  },
+  "author": "",
+  "license": "ISC",
+  "bugs": {
+    "url": "https://github.com/CesiumCs/tornbot/issues"
+  },
+  "homepage": "https://github.com/CesiumCs/tornbot#readme",
+  "description": "",
+  "dependencies": {
+    "discord.js": "^14.18.0",
+    "fs": "^0.0.1-security",
+    "node-cron": "^3.0.3"
+  },
+  "devDependencies": {
+    "@eslint/js": "^9.24.0",
+    "eslint": "^9.24.0"
+  }
+}