const token = process.env.DISCORD_TOKEN // the basic discord setup stuff yoinked from their guide const { Client, Events, GatewayIntentBits, Partials, ActivityType, MessageFlags } = require('discord.js'); const client = new Client({ intents: [ GatewayIntentBits.Guilds, GatewayIntentBits.GuildMessages, GatewayIntentBits.DirectMessages, GatewayIntentBits.MessageContent, GatewayIntentBits.GuildMessageReactions ], partials: [ Partials.Channel, Partials.Message, Partials.Reaction, Partials.User ] }); client.once(Events.ClientReady, readyClient => { console.log(`Discord: Connected as ${readyClient.user.tag}`); client.user.setActivity('for x.com links', { type: ActivityType.Watching }); }); client.login(token); client.on(Events.MessageCreate, message => { // if we smell a twitter link, girlcock it! const regexProfile = /https?:\/\/x\.com\/(.*?)\/status\/(\d+)/; if (message.content.match(regexProfile)) { const original = message.content.match(regexProfile)[0] const profile = message.content.match(regexProfile)[1] const stub = message.content.match(regexProfile)[2] console.log(`Chat: Detected ${original}, girlcocking it!`); const cocklink = `https://girlcockx.com/${profile}/status/${stub}` console.log(`Girlcock: Converted to ${cocklink}`) message.channel.send({ content: cocklink, flags: MessageFlags.SuppressNotifications }) message.suppressEmbeds().catch(err => // this next bit just cuts down the error to the important part, which will usually end up being "no permissions" console.error(err.stack?.split('\n')[0] || err.message || String(err).split('\n')[0]) ) } }); // funny auto mpreg react client.on(Events.MessageReactionAdd, (reaction, user) => { if (reaction.emoji.name === '🫃' && !user.bot) { reaction.message.react('🫃') reaction.message.react('mpreg01:1434029622206398556') reaction.message.react('mpreg02:1434029708038639807') reaction.message.react('mpreg03:1434029731321352192') reaction.message.react('mpreg04:1434029755619086517') reaction.message.react('mpreg05:1434029779514032228') reaction.message.react('mpreg06:1434029803358523482') reaction.message.react('mpreg07:1434029827681161266') reaction.message.react('mpreg08:1434029848866717798') reaction.message.react('mpreg09:1434029865593606215') reaction.message.react('mpreg10:1434029885009166467') reaction.message.react('mpreg11:1434029910158217327') reaction.message.react('mpreg12:1434029928768077865') reaction.message.react('mpreg13:1434029953346830417') reaction.message.react('mpreg14:1434029984808304730') reaction.message.react('mpreg15:1434030008124309585') reaction.message.react('mpreg16:1434030025144795207') reaction.message.react('mpreg17:1434030048586760303') reaction.message.react('mpreg18:1434030067419451402') reaction.message.react('mpreg19:1434030085794435092') } })