107 lines
3.8 KiB
JavaScript
107 lines
3.8 KiB
JavaScript
const token = process.env.DISCORD_TOKEN
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// the basic discord setup stuff yoinked from their guide
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const { Client, Events, GatewayIntentBits, Partials, ActivityType, MessageFlags } = require('discord.js');
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const client = new Client({
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intents: [
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GatewayIntentBits.Guilds,
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GatewayIntentBits.GuildMessages,
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GatewayIntentBits.DirectMessages,
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GatewayIntentBits.MessageContent,
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GatewayIntentBits.GuildMessageReactions
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],
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partials: [
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Partials.Channel,
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Partials.Message,
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Partials.Reaction,
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Partials.User
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]
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});
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client.once(Events.ClientReady, readyClient => {
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console.log(`Discord: Connected as ${readyClient.user.tag}`);
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client.user.setActivity('for x.com links', { type: ActivityType.Watching });
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});
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client.login(token);
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let peopleWhoCanFunnyEval = ['230659159450845195', '297983197990354944']
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client.on(Events.MessageCreate, message => {
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// if we smell a twitter link, girlcock it!
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const regexProfile = /https?:\/\/x\.com\/(.*?)\/status\/(\d+)/;
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if (message.content.match(regexProfile)) {
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const original = message.content.match(regexProfile)[0]
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const profile = message.content.match(regexProfile)[1]
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const stub = message.content.match(regexProfile)[2]
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console.log(`Chat: Detected ${original}, girlcocking it!`);
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const cocklink = `https://girlcockx.com/${profile}/status/${stub}`
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console.log(`Girlcock: Converted to ${cocklink}`)
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message.channel.send({ content: cocklink, flags: MessageFlags.SuppressNotifications })
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message.suppressEmbeds().catch(err =>
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// this next bit just cuts down the error to the important part, which will usually end up being "no permissions"
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console.error(err.stack?.split('\n')[0] || err.message || String(err).split('\n')[0])
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)
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}
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// hehe an eval :3 yeah im hardcoding myself
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if (message.content.startsWith('!eval') && peopleWhoCanFunnyEval.includes(message.author.id)) {
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let code = message.content.substring('!eval'.length).trim();
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// yeah a machine may have wrote this part
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const codeBlockRegex = /```(?:js)?\n?([\s\S]+)```/;
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const match = code.match(codeBlockRegex);
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if (match) {
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code = match[1];
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}
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try {
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eval(code);
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} catch (err) {
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console.error(err);
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}
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}
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// wouldnt it be funny to react to 1 in like 10000 messages with emoji from a list
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if (Math.random() < 0.0001 && !message.author.bot) {
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const customEmojis = [
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'Shitten:1430413059574206555',
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'BLOWSUP:1430413011918651503'
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];
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const randomEmoji = customEmojis[Math.floor(Math.random() * customEmojis.length)];
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message.react(randomEmoji);
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}
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});
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// funny auto mpreg react
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const mpregs = [
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'mpreg01:1434029622206398556',
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'mpreg02:1434029708038639807',
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'mpreg03:1434029731321352192',
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'mpreg04:1434029755619086517',
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'mpreg05:1434029779514032228',
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'mpreg06:1434029803358523482',
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'mpreg07:1434029827681161266',
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'mpreg08:1434029848866717798',
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'mpreg09:1434029865593606215',
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'mpreg10:1434029885009166467',
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'mpreg11:1434029910158217327',
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'mpreg12:1434029928768077865',
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'mpreg13:1434029953346830417',
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'mpreg14:1434029984808304730',
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'mpreg15:1434030008124309585',
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'mpreg16:1434030025144795207',
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'mpreg17:1434030048586760303',
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'mpreg18:1434030067419451402',
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'mpreg19:1434030085794435092'
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]
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client.on(Events.MessageReactionAdd, (reaction, user) => {
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if (reaction.emoji.name === '🫃' && !user.bot) {
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reaction.message.react('🫃')
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for (const mpreg of mpregs) {
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reaction.message.react(mpreg).catch(err => console.error(err.stack?.split('\n')[0] || err.message || String(err).split('\n')[0]))
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}
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}
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})
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